Okay so there’s only 15 days till Christmas and I know you were like “What am I going to get Amy for Christmas?!” I understand how hard it might be to shop for me, but I’m here to help. I would like to share with you my wish list of ridiculously unnecessary things I want for Christmas. Try to keep up!
To start small, I would really enjoy a Kindle. I didn’t think I would like this contraption at first because you are not supposed to stare at a computer screen as it is (and I already break that rule 8-12 hours a day) and this is just a little computer screen that you have to intensely stare at because you are reading a book that’s downloaded to it. I don’t know for sure that they have done anything to decrease the damage to your eyes, but it is still a really great idea. To be able to read a book anywhere and not have to lug it around would be a tremendous luxury. The Kindle runs around $259.00 and it is the first item on my Christmas Wish List.
The second item on my is a Pet-A-Potty. My dog is very well trained in going to the bathroom outside, but my boyfriend lives in a high rise condo Downtown with virtually no grass near the building. And now that it’s getting cold, it would be nice to have one of these just out on the balcony off of the fire escape, so we don’t have to walk forever in the crazy Ohio weather to let little Lucy do her business. I also feel that this would help other tenants in our building who might be having the same issue, so the size that I would need runs around $1,099.00. Don’t you think the nice little doggies to have a nice little potty??
This photo at left, of Victoria Secret model Miranda Kerr, is a fantastic visual of what the third item on my wish list is. If someone could please tell me HOW TO GET THIS BODY AND THIS HAIR… I would greatly appreciate it. I have already started growing out my bangs. I want to be a VS Angel by my 25th birthday, which is June 7th, some would someone PLEASE help me make it happen! Thanks!
Next up is a trip to Ireland. I’m actually already planning on going in the Spring of 2010, but if you are looking to get me something GREAT… it would be paying for my Ireland trip. I get my Irish heritage from my mother’s side of the family… that’s also where the Irish skin came from in case you were wondering. No Native American help from anyone… whatsoever… but anywho. I have never left North America and being able to travel to Europe is a dream I have had for a very long time, so I’m really looking forward to learning more about my heritage and traveling overseas. Thank you for considering option #4: A trip to Ireland.
Now this is a request that may or may not need to be provided to me by an Ohio State University football player or Coach Jim Tressel, but I’m sure that if fulfilled it will be much appreciated by many citizens of the state of Ohio. For Christmas I want you to WIN A FREAKIN BOWL GAME!!!! Especially when I will be making the trip out to Pasadena for the Rose Bowl. Maybe my presence will help. Regardless, you need to win this one guys! We’re trying to be the best fans we can be and we need YOUR help!!!
And lastly, if someone could please deliver Chace Crawford to me for Christmas, that would be great. This Gossip Girl star is my only Hollywood crush and I have already declared to my boyfriend that if I ever were to meet him and have my way with him, it would be allowed because I can take a mulligan to get a dreamboat celebrity, like Chace, one time in my life. Oh yeah… that would be the best present every. Please and thank you.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!! I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU ASK FOR THIS YEAR!
As Usual,
Waking Up Amy
